wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

31 Aug 14 @ 6:12 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

theunholybaggle:

shamelustly:

tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

I was gone from school for two weeks after being in an accident and when i came back to school literally no one gave a fuck. I wish we can all go back to our 4 year old selves because growing up teaches us how to hate and be self centered. 

When I was 5 I went away from school for 2 weeks, and when I came back, they had written letters for me, and all gave me a massive hug, and I’m thinking “How did we get to where we are now, from being such awesome caring kids?” 

31 Aug 14 @ 5:33 am  —  via + org  —  reblog
kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

30 Aug 14 @ 10:48 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

i ’ m  h e r e  f o r  y o u

30 Aug 14 @ 10:37 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

30 Aug 14 @ 2:09 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

joncozart:

queenofmultitasking:

Basically.

30 Aug 14 @ 5:19 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

image

29 Aug 14 @ 5:26 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

image

29 Aug 14 @ 5:22 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

vinebox:

SAME

29 Aug 14 @ 1:03 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

28 Aug 14 @ 7:46 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
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